A moment of pure win…
Like the saying goes: “Karma is a bitch!”
Like any weekday my alarm went off at five in the morning. I peeked outside… Sweet! Snow day! (I’m a big pussy… I don’t drive in the snow if I can help it.) So I dozed on and off until six-thirtyish and called my boss to let him know I was going to be a “no show”.
Back to bed I went. Around eight I cracked my eyes open and looked around. Hmmm, no Mrs. Porno. She must’ve gone to work. She’s gone. Kids are still sleeping. I’m alone… Time to rub one out!
I guess my ball bag was blocked up cuz when I had the “money shot” I flung ropes of jizz. There was enough force for some spunk to hit my armpit for christ’s sake! Grabbing a towel out of the hamper I proceeded to soak up, what seemed to be, a gallon of goo. Ahhh! Throwing a sock over my junk (there’s usually post-nut leakage) I settled back into bed to watch some TV before my shower.
The next thing I know… STOMP STOMP STOMP! In comes Mrs. Porno all kinds of pissed off and covered with snow! She then went on to rant and rave about me not helping her shovel the driveway and clean off her van. What the fuck? I had assumed she had already left. Had I known she was out there I would’ve sent her ass back into the house so I could shovel. (I’ll admit I’m a “sick puppy” but I’m also a NICE “sick puppy”.) As she was drying the snow from her head the realization hit me like a ton of bricks…
She was drying her hair with my used spooge towel! Awesome! I’m sitting there in bed while my pissed and irate wife is ranting and raving about what a piece of shit I am while she rubs my load all over her head! And I didn’t say a goddamn word! I had a little smirk, which pissed her off even more, and made her rub even harder! Priceless…
I giggled the whole time I typed this story…
I know my pleasure is going to be short lived, cuz it’s only a matter of time until one of Mrs. Porno’s yenta friends reads this blog and tells her about it…
Until then, I am replaying the “cum rubbing” episode in a loop in my head, over and over!
It couldn’t have gone down any better!
Marc(o)
