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A hint of silliness with a pinch of ha?
November 2008
4 posts
A moment of pure win...
Like the saying goes: “Karma is a bitch!”
Like any weekday my alarm went off at five in the morning. I peeked outside… Sweet! Snow day! (I’m a big pussy… I don’t drive in the snow if I can help it.) So I dozed on and off until six-thirtyish and called my boss to let him know I was going to be a “no show”.
Back to bed I went. Around eight I cracked...
WatchA silly vid I made a while ago…
Some people like. Some don’t.
You decide!
October 2008
8 posts
Perfection!
Like the saying goes: “Karma is a bitch!”
Like any weekday my alarm went off at five in the morning. I peeked outside… Sweet! Snow day! (I’m a big pussy… I don’t drive in the snow if I can help it.) So I dozed on and off until six-thirtyish and called my boss to let him know I was going to be a “no show”.
Back to bed I went. Around eight I cracked...
Bad ass day...
I wish it was true…
I didn’t have a “bad ass”… day.
Nope, it was a bad… “ass day”.
I dunno why, but I stunk today. It was really nasty. Anytime I dropped an air biscuit I had to move and move fast! (I think I must’ve crop-dusted most of the hallways on the job…)
Maybe it’s another “getting older” thing, but I’m...
The hazards of trimming pubes...
It seems that I can’t stop abusing my crotch.
I exist in a “live and learn” world. Like (many years ago) I learned to NOT blow a shnot rocket in the shower while I’m facing the shower head. I found out that little gem of knowledge the hard way. I girl I was dating was (finally) about to go down on me. Well, just before insertion, apparently she came face to face with a...
Welcome to the idiocy that is me...
From what I’ve read it appears that my stupidity is amusing. I ain’t got no problem with that, so here comes another story…
I’m a smoker. Been one for 28 years. At this stage in my life I will die a smoker, cuz quitting is not an option for me. (I’ll be smoking through the blow hole in my neck if I have to…) I did quit for six years. Went from weighing 165 to...
Cock rings are dangerous!
Here’s a helpful lesson from your Uncle Porno…
Sitting at my window to the web, shopping for the holidays, I had an inspiration! Why not surprise Mrs. Porno with a sex toy? (She’s never shown any interest in them before, so let me force one on her!)
Adameve.com, here I come! After browsing for a while my eyes came to rest on a “vibrating cocktail ring”. (Hmmm,...